Shakira with Wyclef

The Rock presents Shakira with Wyclef. Wyclef describes Shaki by saying her "voice won't quit", but I wish it would. Am I the only one who finds it tough to tell the difference between a song by Shakira, and anything sung by the Gypsy Kings? We then see Shakira wearing a really slutty lengha, showing her stomach as usual, which looks gross, as usual. To insult the Indian culture further, she has a bunch of women behind her dressed in equally slutty lenghas, except they're not Indian, they're oriental. Um…okkk…All right, to Shaki credit, she does actually look pretty hot, and from the neck up, she actually looks like you might NOT recognize her from a porno. At least her ass if off da chain—now THAT is something that won't quit! Anyways, she does the same "dances" (and I use the term dance in the loosest way possible…looser than Shakira herself, if you can imagine) as those in her music video, and I lose interest. My dad also points out, "She's not wearing any shoes," which is also a very good observation on my father's part, because indeed, Shakee is not wearing shoes, and seems to have mistaken Indian people for homeless people. Thank you Shakira, for telling the world that we are bums.